The Worlds Shittiest Person award was created as an ode to our dear friend’s bowel instability. After he had unplanned evacuations in his pants 4 and a half times in a single year (2020), we decided to get him a trophy to celebrate his idiocy.

Since then, we have decided to have a biggest loser esque leaderboard. The “winner” will take the World’s Shittiest Person award for that year until another can usurp them. Quite similar to the Sacko trophy, for those cultured enough to enjoy watching men play *fantasy* football.

Things aren’t looking good for Craig this year, as a tie goes to the current leader. He has to hope for a miracle in the final 3 days of this year.