Had a close call today boys. I was out hunting this morning and thought about stopping at a gas station but my body decided it wasn’t ready for its first movement at 5am.

I proceed to hike into this field a half mile and start to set up my blind when I got the cramps, didn’t think much of it and then all of a sudden my intestines twisted hard and my corn hole instantly clenched for dear life. I yelled to my dad “I gotta go!” and proceed to sprint across this open field back to the truck with no safe spot to blow it out in site. I got over-taken by the sheer force of satan inside me and had to stop mid open field and drop trou… Straight up projectile shot out whatever was inside me knowing I didn’t have any toilet paper on hand. I had to resort to using my buff to take care of business. No birds flew the rest of the morning and I believe the cause of that was what I unleashed on this public land… not the best start to the day but at least I didn’t take a point.

How was your day?